1. "Evil’s afoot.” “Well, sure,” Bob said, “because it refuses to learn the metric system. Otherwise it’d be up to a meter by now."
    — White Night, Jim Butcher (via jenn2d2)

  2. Man, it takes a silly girl to lie about the dreams she has. Lord it takes a lonely one to wish that she had never dreamt at all.

    (Source: slamwise-gamgee)

  3. writeamuck:

    I will stay where you are always. 

  5. So ESPN2 is doing a live coverage of Dota 2’s The International… and ‘Murrica happened.

  6. overlly attached kitten


  7. "Is it weird that your ass remind me of a Kanye West song?"
  8. unimpressedcats:

    pizza face

    (Source: catasters, via technoirpunk)


  9. when I hear someone complimenting my project



    /* by monsieurTefi */

  10. (Source: freakinmi, via fernandapxt)